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PARODY
This song is a parody, and has nothing to do with any other real or imagined products with similar names. So please go back to your job of suing people who are actually infringing on your product and don't waste your time suing me. (Not that anyone has. But they might.) |
[Verse] A7 G Have you seen the latest Barbie A7 G G7 threw away her high-heeled pumps A7 G now she's got steel toed combat boots A7 G G7 for beatin up caveman chumps [Chorus: ] A7 G ass kickin Barbie C D the latest action doll C E ass kickin Barbie F G A7 she just don't, take no bull at all When she goes out her style impresses She's got a keen fashion eye She keeps a blackjack under her dress she's got a switchblade knife taped to her thigh [Chorus] She ain't afraid of being trapped or date raped in Ken's new car she'll pin his ass to the dash with her Chinese throwing star [Chorus] She's a sexy, street fightin momma black belt in Kung Foo and it's best, yes, just don't mess she's gonna put a hurt on you Now Ken is just a wussy Bruce Lee is a clown even GI Joe's a pussy when Barbie comes to town ass kickin Barbie sexy, strong, and tall ass kickin Barbie gonna open a can a whoop-ass on us all |