New evidence shows President
is re-animated V.P.
Agents with the CIA admit that Dan Quayle has not been seen since George W. Bush appeared in the national spotlight, and that the two have never been seen together. New evidence also includes a correlation of the President's I.Q. at exactly 23 points lower than the former Vice President's, which is in keeping with the CIA's mathematical model for steady-state loss of I.Q. per year by heads of state.
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