Hey, Now! Laramie Crocker

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chorus
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 "Hey now where you gonna go"
verse-intro
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 nightclub bass lines
        "...George W. Bush!"
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 "We won the cold war ..."
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                         ...Need to scare up some new taxes;  welcome to the evil axis
 
 

chorus
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  "Do you know where your money's been spent"
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        "...Mr. John Ashcroft!"
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 "Full fair trials ..."
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                ...don't go whining about duress; shut you up like we shut up the press

 
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 "Dissent is just a word for treason ..."
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                ...cave dwellers they're not urban; every terrorist wears a turban

 
 

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  "Hey now, this is a test ..."
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 nightclub bass lines
        "...sing it Ashcroft!"
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 "We don't need the constitution ..."
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                ...taliban slipped from reliance; now we pay Northern Alliance

 
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 "Clinic Bombers ..."
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                ...buy our bombs and we'll let you play                      play play play now

 
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 Quietly. Trombone half-notes
 "First we're doin airport security ..."
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                                      ... for the terrorist groups like the ACLU
 
 

chorus
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 Punk/Lively
  "Hey now, I can't be ..."
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  "Hey now, where you gonna run ..."
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  "Hey now, I can't be ..."
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  "...ME"