[Slowly]                                            What Would We Do Without War
    C7        B                                        Copyright  2003 Laramie Crocker
    All our hard won liberties                                                Verse 1
    Rockwell jobs for you and me's
    missiles, tanks and tractor-ies
    it helps build the factories
    C7        Db7
    that help us to build more
    WAR   WAR
    but that's what our taxes are for
    all the war machines we have in store
    my god we'd have to feed the poor
    if we didn't have war
    what would we do without war
    what would we do without war
          F    Db
          diplomacy
          diplomacy
          diplomacy
          B
          is such a chore     [break]


[Lively] Verse 2 C7 Db7 what would we do C7 B what would we do [SOLO] so, what would we do without war nothing left to be fighting for no monsters behind the closet door "1-2-3" C7 Db7 no patriotism in question no liberals in detention no jihad no slayers no quaking taxpayers oh the rich would all become poor! the rich could not afford to buy themselves a senator but that's what they're there for but that's what they're there for F Db stand up and vote stand up and vote Senator, stand up and vote B for more [break]


C7 Db7 Verse 3 vote for more WAR C7 B vote for more WAR C7 B [SOLO] [then, Sweetly] what would we do without God what would we do without God no praying on the floor no praying for more war "1-2-3" C7 Db7 no sanctimonious piety have faith 'cause god talks to me god give us strength god bless this war my god is much much better than yours no jihad no crusade no way to fight a holy war what would we do without God what would we do without God F Db god talks to me god talks to me god talks to me B when he wants more [break]


C7 Db7 Verse 4 when he wants WAR C7 B when he wants WAR what would we do without war what would we do without war [SOLO] "1-2-3" C7 Db7 no G.I Joe, no army men no doom, no quake, no level 4 what would we give for xmas what would we give for xmas no toys round the tree on the living room floor no ammunition from the Wal-Mart store what would we do without war what would we do without war F Db peacetime can be peacetime can be peacetime can be B such a bore [BREAK and OUT]