[Slowly]                                            What Would We Do Without War
    C7        B                                        Copyright © 2003 Laramie Crocker
    All our hard won liberties                                                Verse 1
    Rockwell jobs for you and me's
    missiles, tanks and tractor-ies
    it helps build the factories
    C7        Db7
    that help us to build more
    WAR   WAR
    but that's what our taxes are for
    all the war machines we have in store
    my god we'd have to feed the poor
    if we didn't have war
    what would we do without war
    what would we do without war
          F    Db
          diplomacy
          diplomacy
          diplomacy
          B
          is such a chore     [break]

    [Lively]                                                                     Verse 2
    C7        Db7
    what would we do
    C7        B
    what would we do
    [SOLO]
    so, what would we do without war
    nothing left to be fighting for
    no monsters behind the closet door
    "1-2-3"
    C7        Db7
    no patriotism in question
    no liberals in detention
    no jihad no slayers
    no quaking taxpayers
    oh the rich would all become poor!
    the rich could not afford
    to buy themselves a senator
    but that's what they're there for
    but that's what they're there for
          F    Db
          stand up and vote
          stand up and vote
          Senator, stand up and vote
          B
          for more     [break]

    C7        Db7                                           Verse 3
    vote for more WAR
    C7        B
    vote for more WAR
    C7        B
    [SOLO]
    [then, Sweetly]
    what would we do without God
    what would we do without God
    no praying on the floor
    no praying for more war
    "1-2-3"
    C7        Db7
    no sanctimonious piety
    have faith 'cause god talks to me
    god give us strength
    god bless this war
    my god is much much better than yours
    no jihad
    no crusade
    no way to fight a holy war
    what would we do without God
    what would we do without God
          F    Db
          god talks to me
          god talks to me
          god talks to me
          B
          when he wants more     [break]

    C7        Db7                                           Verse 4
    when he wants WAR
    C7        B
    when he wants WAR

    what would we do without war
    what would we do without war

    [SOLO]
    "1-2-3"
    C7        Db7
    no G.I Joe, no army men
    no doom, no quake, no level 4
    what would we give for xmas
    what would we give for xmas
    no toys round the tree on the living room floor
    no ammunition from the Wal-Mart store
    what would we do without war
    what would we do without war
          F    Db
          peacetime can be
          peacetime can be
          peacetime can be
          B
          such a bore     [BREAK and OUT]