Yes, Mr. Cheney
  |  C          |   G            |
    I was losin' Gubernational polls no matter what we spent
    |  G7         |   C            |
    Oh the millions Pappy laid out, they didn't make a dent
    |  C          |   F            |
    He said there's just one thing to do, George, dry out and repent!
    |  C          |   G7      C    |
    So I got me born-again, my polls went up fifteen per cent

    Then my Pappy came and told me that I could be the president
    Well I sat him right down and asked him, what that meant
    He said you get to be the honcho, ruler of the land.
    (Then he got me Mr. Cheney, but I still don't understand)

    [vamp on the C]
    Got move up to Washington
    Got me a funny looking round office
    I ride around in big long limousines
    Everybody calls me "Sir"
    And all the Pork Rinds and pretzels I can eat
    Satisville, Texas style
    "Livin like a D.C. Hillbilly"

          1,2,3 count before switch to first F bar

        | C    |   F  |
        | F    |   C  |
        Yes, Mr. Cheney, we'll do it your way
        | G    |   C7 |
        Mr. Cheney knows how to win election day
        | F    |   C  |
        Get Jeb to fix Florida, but that's only half the fun
        | G    |   G7 |
        Pappy's gonna git the court to say that we have won
                     Watch for quick ending on last verse below!


    When they complain that we're from Texas and the say we're lilly white
    We'll just get that feller Collin Powell and it'll be alright.
    Brown sugar lady Rice, oughta cover two more bases
    Then we can get get the good ol' boys for all the other places

        Yes, Mr. Cheney, we'll do it your way
        Mr. Cheney says he knows how to win election day
        Get Jeb to fix Florida, but that's only half the fun
        Pappy's gonna git the court to say that we have won

    Mr. Cheney says we've got lots of work to do
    We need homeland security before we're through
    Four years to securitize before election day
    Mr. Cheney says we won't let voters get in the way

        Yes, Mr. Cheney, we got some work to do
        But I don't understand it all so I'm  a-counting on you.
        Yes, Mr. Cheney, we've got work to do
        Gotta fix this constitution thing before four years are through

    Mr. Ashcroft said that dissent is just treason
    I said "Hold on John, can't you just give me a reason"
    He said "I'm sorry, Sir, your question fits the test
    Now come along with me, George, cause you're under arrest"

        Yes, Mr. Cheney, we got some work to do
        But I don't understand it all so I'm  a-counting on you.
        Yes, Mr. Cheney, we've got work to do
        | G           | G          |
        Gotta fix this constitution thing before four years are
        | C  C  F  G  | C (fermata)|
        through