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What's on Tee Vee?
The Patriot watches VTV
CUE: after "I guess I'll watch this"
TROMBONE: "The Star Spangled Banner"
CUE: after "they are all loyal to the great employer, AOLTimeWarnerGMWestinghouseMicrosoft, who pays them"
TROMBONE: "News Fanfare"
Dubya's Early Days
Patriot changes into Dubya
TROMBONE (chorus only), STRING BASS: "Yes, Mr. Cheney"
CUE: after "...they chose *me*. I didnt' want this job." Wait two bars.
TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "The Nattering Nabob of Nepotism"
Donnie Rumsfeld gives a press conferenceCUE: after "Our plan goes a little something like this."
TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "Bombing for Peace"
The Patriot recalls the events of 2003-2004
TROMBONE, ELECTRIC BASS: "I Want My Country Back"
CUE: after "The 2004 Elections"
TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "The Fall"
CUE: "The business of the country is War, and War is big business". Wait two bars.
TROMBONE, ELECTRIC BASS: "What Would We Do Without War"
CUE: No dialog. Businessman removes bowler and coat. Wait for intro.
The people are drafted
TROMBONE, ELECTRIC BASS: "Far Enough"
CUE: after "I wonder if he had been in custody long before he was trotted out before the press."
Where have all the dictators gone?
TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "Club Fed"
The Patriot RemembersCUE: after "Now, mere possession of these tapes, files and newspapers is an offense under PATRIOT ACT IV."
TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "Hey Now!"
CUE: "a lady I cannot forget, one whose voice was censored, though I still see her sometimes, standing where she lives."
"Big Green Lady" BOWED BASS ONLY EXCEPT:
TROMBONE ON TALKING, AFTER VERSE 2
TROMBONE ON RHYTHMIC VERSE 4