U.S. Provisional Authority
  

What's on Tee Vee?

The Patriot watches VTV


CUE: after "I guess I'll watch this"

TROMBONE: "The Star Spangled Banner"


CUE: after "they are all loyal to the great employer, AOLTimeWarnerGMWestinghouseMicrosoft, who pays them"

TROMBONE: "News Fanfare"

Dubya's Early Days

Patriot changes into Dubya


TROMBONE (chorus only), STRING BASS: "Yes, Mr. Cheney"


CUE: after "...they chose *me*. I didnt' want this job." Wait two bars.

TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "The Nattering Nabob of Nepotism"


Donnie Rumsfeld gives a press conference

CUE: after "Our plan goes a little something like this."

TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "Bombing for Peace"


The Patriot recalls the events of 2003-2004

TROMBONE, ELECTRIC BASS: "I Want My Country Back"

Code Red


CUE: after "The 2004 Elections"

TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "The Fall"


CUE: "The business of the country is War, and War is big business". Wait two bars.

TROMBONE, ELECTRIC BASS: "What Would We Do Without War"


CUE: No dialog. Businessman removes bowler and coat. Wait for intro.

The people are drafted

TROMBONE, ELECTRIC BASS: "Far Enough"


CUE: after "I wonder if he had been in custody long before he was trotted out before the press."

Where have all the dictators gone?

TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "Club Fed"

The Patriot Remembers

CUE: after "Now, mere possession of these tapes, files and newspapers is an offense under PATRIOT ACT IV."

TROMBONE, STRING BASS: "Hey Now!"


CUE: "a lady I cannot forget, one whose voice was censored, though I still see her sometimes, standing where she lives."

"Big Green Lady" BOWED BASS ONLY EXCEPT:

  TROMBONE ON TALKING, AFTER VERSE 2

  TROMBONE ON RHYTHMIC VERSE 4