A Dog's Song
I'm bored
I'm bored
<sigh>
I'm bored
<sigh>
Do you love me?
do you
do you
do you?
I'm bored

hey!
what's that
what's that
Hey!
KILL!
KILL!
Hey!

Oh.

I'm bored

I'm bored

Do you love me?
I'm hungry
Whatcha eating?
I want some
Looks good
Do you love me?
I want some

Hey!
Where are you going?
Do I get to come?
OHMYGOD DON'T LEAVE ME!
Yay! You're NOT going
OHMYGOD YOU ARE LEAVING!
You don't love me
I know you don't love me.

...

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
You're back!
I'm so
so
I'm so I'm I'm so so HAPPY to see you!
I thought you were never coming back
Hey!
What's that you smell like?
You went to go see that bitch!
What did you bring me?

Oh.

I'm bored
Do you love me?
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